Won't Someone Think Of The Children

Today's post comes courtesy of our newest field correspondent, FoxyLove.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

He writes "we teach your kids about the continent of reverse Africa or perhaps south America with a back scrotum."

Seriously, how difficult would it be to make the world look more like the world.  The apple looks like an apple. The globe stand looks like a globe stand.  The sole reason this item exists is for the education of children.  Put a bit more effort into making it actually educational.