Wednesday, April 13, 2016

I Don't Want To Be Macho

I saw this fine product in the clearance section of a national pharmacy chain store.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.


It's got a lot of good stuff in it: B vitamins, amino acids, ginseng, BOVINE GLANDULAR SUBSTANCE.  Hmm, that last one gives me pause.  Sure, the package shows a bull, but BOVINE GLANDULAR SUBSTANCE could be nearly anything excreted by a member of the subfamily Bovinae.  Buffalo sweat?  Maybe.  Yak tears?  It's possible.  Bison mucus?  Could be. Spiral-horned antelope semen? There is no way to rule it out.

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