Location, Location, Location

I think I've used that title a couple times.  Anywho, today we have another contribution from the ever-prolific Shu.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Those employees who are reading this sign probably already washed their hands. Those employees who need to be told to wash their hands will probably never see this sign. Unless they peed on their hands.

A Nice Asian Word Salad (Croutons Extra)

My nephew ("The Nephew) bought a USB DVD drive from the internet and these are the "instructions" that came with it.  Please click to enbiggen.

We're going to do this one list style.

• We start off strong with a nice string of tangentially related words.  I'm not sure what a "starage" device is or how it will display "My Computer", but that's the least-wrong thing here. 
• I will need more guidance on how to "select 'pop-up' in the tray into the disc to read". 
• I do like the reminder to protect one's eyes of the face.
• Most computer devices should not be placed on the strong magnetic objects, no matter how close they are.
• "Unstable items"?  Emotionally?  Financially?  I need more information here.
• And finally, for that ladies, don't put this "on the vulnerable to squeeze place" if you want "narmal machine use".

I think that just about covers it.