Or Maybe It's A Prostate Thing

Today's post comes from our newest field correspondent, MJ, who saw this recently on her way to New Orleans.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

In case you cannot see the fine print it says "DON'T PEE IN THE FLOOR THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!

 Two things:
1. Men in the rural South apparently need a sign to direct them away from urinating on the floor.
2. Is the bold text instruction for opening the door or conducting a bowel movement? I would feel confident it’s the former if not for the following direction regarding urination location.