A Gift From The WTFoto Fairy

I was browsing through some old pictures from a decade ago when I found this.  I have no idea where it came from so if one of you sent it to me, let me know and I'll give credit where it is most definitely due.  Click the picture to enjoy full enbiggening.

This is simply genius.  And before you think it was some shopper who did this, note that the magnifying glasses do indeed have a price tag on the shelf.

Breast Fortune Cookie Advice

I had Chinese for lunch last week and when I cracked open my fortune cookie, this is what was inside.

First and foremost: this is not a fortune.  Second, who is this for?  If I was a woman (which I am not, despite what some say) I would be offended.  As a male, I'm just confused.  I understand that some men take the machismo way too far but should even they enhance their femininity at that moment?  And the use of the word "enhance" puts a really creepy vibe to this whole thing. That phrase is usually reserved for plastic surgeons describing a certain procedure.

Three's A Crowd. And Illegal.

Regular correspondent Lord Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. was at one of the local fraternal organizations when this sign caught his attention.  Clicken to enbiggen. 

He writes:
Party at the Lodge!!  I was at the (fraternal order) lodge last week for their BBQ event and saw this sign.  It wasn't near a closet, toilet stall or utility room.  I am sure there is some rational explanation but it escaped me what it could be.  So if you are headed there, bring a friend, but not two friends.