Wednesday, June 20, 2018

Breast Fortune Cookie Advice

I had Chinese for lunch last week and when I cracked open my fortune cookie, this is what was inside.


First and foremost: this is not a fortune.  Second, who is this for?  If I was a woman (which I am not, despite what some say) I would be offended.  As a male, I'm just confused.  I understand that some men take the machismo way too far but should even they enhance their femininity at that moment?  And the use of the word "enhance" puts a really creepy vibe to this whole thing. That phrase is usually reserved for plastic surgeons describing a certain procedure.

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