Don't Just Poke The Surface

Sorry for the inconsistent posting as of late.  Like has been sucking somewhat.  On to the post.  I found this pic in a old email and do not recall who sent it to me.  Please let me know if you recognize it so I can give proper credit.  You will absolutely want to click to enbiggen.

Those who know me know that I love me some bad translation and this is an awesome example.  I think this came with some needle craft project.  First, they use the word "poke" a LOT.  The random capitalization and spacing is nice.  I also really enjoy that they threw in "oh" in that last paragraph so it seems more conversational and natural.