Strawberry Or Cherry?

When I was checking in to the hotel on a recent trip, I saw this.  Click to enbiggen.

Do you see it?  Under the toiletries heading?  Let me zoom in on that for you:

Someone mistook "twizzer" (which isn't a word) for tweezers.  And it's been on display since.  All for me.

Elegant and Free

I was browsing for a new watch face when I found this option.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Now, I'm no expert but I never would have thought that could be elegant and certainly not free.

TripAdvisor 5-Stars

Sorry that it's been a while.  You know, life.

In any case, today's post comes from the ever brilliant Outlaw.

He writes:

Morgan, I've got a few questions about your "motel"... 

- So... where do you check in? For that matter, I'm curious to know if I'll be allowed to check out.

- Is this one of those motels where each room has a specific theme? Mechanic, auto garage or 80's horror movie perhaps? 

- What's with the windows? Perhaps it's just the angle, but each one looks like a different size.

- This building sits, literally, ten feet from the road... what about parking? Silly me, just pull into your personal garage space. 

- is the "shower" more like a car wash bay, or do you just have to stand under the pipe sticking out the side of the building where it says "shower" and let the rest of small town Hooterville see you as nature intended?

- Does this place have wifi, or at least AM radio?

- Will complimentary breakfast be served on a hubcap, or in a basket with a bottle of lotion?

I'm not entirely impressed with Morgan's Motel. I mean, at least Motel 6 has a slogan stating that they'll keep the light on for ya. Morgan's doesn't even have a light. At least invest in a neon that says "Die Here" or something. You're not selling me. You may want to go with a more multifaceted approach like "Morgan's Outdoor Shower, Tire Salon and Dungeon". Hard pass from me, sir.