In any case, today's post comes from the ever brilliant Outlaw.
He writes:
Morgan, I've got a few questions about your "motel"...
- So... where do you check in? For that matter, I'm curious to know if I'll be allowed to check out.
- Is this one of those motels where each room has a specific theme? Mechanic, auto garage or 80's horror movie perhaps?
- What's with the windows? Perhaps it's just the angle, but each one looks like a different size.
- This building sits, literally, ten feet from the road... what about parking? Silly me, just pull into your personal garage space.
- is the "shower" more like a car wash bay, or do you just have to stand under the pipe sticking out the side of the building where it says "shower" and let the rest of small town Hooterville see you as nature intended?
- Does this place have wifi, or at least AM radio?
- Will complimentary breakfast be served on a hubcap, or in a basket with a bottle of lotion?
I'm not entirely impressed with Morgan's Motel. I mean, at least Motel 6 has a slogan stating that they'll keep the light on for ya. Morgan's doesn't even have a light. At least invest in a neon that says "Die Here" or something. You're not selling me. You may want to go with a more multifaceted approach like "Morgan's Outdoor Shower, Tire Salon and Dungeon". Hard pass from me, sir.
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Unionville?
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