That's Just Crazy Enough To Work

I saw this marque sign recently (click the picture to enbiggen).  It's a bit fuzzy, but it reads "POSSIBLE SALES?"  Yes, it actually ends with a question mark.  I have no idea why they decided to ask the public in general if having a sale is a good plan.  Maybe including everyone in the business plan helps cement the goodwill part of Goodwill.

Safety First

Field Correspondent Bat captured this shot and sent it my way.  Click the pic to enbiggen.

There is road construction in my area and recently this showed up.  I assume this guy was put in the area to draw attention to the construction site and promote safety.  It succeeds at exactly half of its goals.  I'm pretty sure the "safety notice" shouldn't be so distracting that it causes people to stare at it and drift from one lane to another.  Which happens.

I Like His Attitude!

I'm back, Baby!!! Hopefully I'll be able to get back to my regular posting schedule. Reminder, if you see something that makes you think, "What The F...oto" send it my way.

This post is inspired by Frankie and based loosely on what she said when she saw this.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Are you tired of all the bureaucracy? FUGIT!

Are you sick of never having your political voice heard? FUGIT!

If you are fed up with government in general, then just say FUGIT!!!

Supposedly 2.298 Pounds of Therapeutic Heat

This is a What The Screenshot, but worth the look anyway.  Click the picture to enbiggen.  You can also see it for yourself here. 

Did you spot it?  Take another look.  Right there after the price. Yes that is a per ounce cost for a heating pad.  As if that wasn't odd enough, the math isn't even right.  According to that page the shipping weight is 1.4 pounds, which would make this cost $1.66/ounce.  So we have a product that has a ridiculous per unit price which isn't correct.  Well done, Amazon.

Tur,Duc,Hen

I didn't mean to take a nearly month-long sabbatical, but I'm back!

Let's get this out of the way first:  it's turducken not Tur-Duc-Hen.  Secondly, isn't then entire point of serving one of these monstrosities is that you make it yourself?  Finally, who in their right mind would pay $70 for this?  Nothing screams "Happy Holidays" like a 15 pound creole-seasoned poultry-and-waterfowl layer cake.

The Newest Drink Sensation, Only Available At Your Local Bar

Or perhaps it's just a urinal full of ice...

Layers Of Flavors

So I'm shopping for some snacks the other day when I see this (click on the picture to enbiggen).  Focus your attention on the line below "Rosemary & Olive Oil.  Now that is one descriptive description.  Why did they only mention "natural flavors" twice?  I'm sure there are more than two natural flavors in there.  It's a little like spelling "banana":  everyone knows how to spell it but not everyone knows when to stop.

I've Been Called Unreasonable...

I was shopping the other day and was in the prepaid cell phone area of the store when I spied this.  I cannot remember which carrier this display was for but check out that disclaimer.  For the life of me I cannot figure out what they are trying to say.  In my opinion, "unlimited" means at least 43,200 minutes in your average 30-day month.  And who gets to determine what "unreasonable" means because I'm certain that would lead to a differing of opinions.

Medical Care, Now In Convenient Child Form

One more picture from my NYC trip.  I saw this while I was having lunch one day (click on the picture to enbiggen).  Pay attention to the left-most sign.  I assume that is supposed to read "CPR KIT AVAILABLE" but I guess they could have a Doogie-Howser-like child prodigy in the back somewhere.

Take Your Gift Giving To The Max(i)

You never know where a What The Foto will present itself (click the picture to enbiggen).  A lot of companies these days are taking a "value-added" approach to their products.  You know, not only does it do the intended purpose but also something completely unrelated.  That being said, COME ON!  Who is ever going to use this as a gift box?  And if one ever did, how mortified would the recipient be if they found out where that lovely box came from.