New Year's Eve Party!

We have a special New Year's Eve edition of What The Foto thanks to the ever prolific Shu.  Click the picture to enbiggen and have a great new year!

Who: Spare Change, Train Wreck, DJ Dog
What: New Year's Eve Party
When: New Year's Eve
Why: To party on New Year's Eve
Where: Uh...Uh...Uh...Dilly Dilly!

I Believe He's Actually Called Krampus

My niece, The Niece, took this pic and sent it my way.  Apparently someone else stopped, got out of their car and took a picture while she was.

Happy holidays, everyone!

What Did You Call Me? No Seriously, What Did You Call Me?

Hello, WTFotoers.  I apologize for the hiatus but BeerGirl and I have moved to a new place and it's been a madhouse.  I think things have settled to the point where I can start posting regularly.  As a reminder, if you see anything that you think should be presented here, send it to WTFotoPics[at]outlook[dot]com.  On to the post.

One of our top contributors, Shu, sent this.  Honestly, it took me a minute to see what he was getting at.  Click the picture if you wish to enbiggen.

Shu writes:  This was among many signs and memorabilia featured in a wonderful home cooking family restaurant in Morganton, N.C. At first glance, this is an amusing joke. But upon closer inspection, there's something amiss. See if you can spot it and then tell me if you think it was an innocent gaffe or done intentionally to make each person who reads it feel like, what's the word, a dum-dum?

Each (By The Each)

The Griz family is making their mark here on WTFoto.  Today's pic is from Mrs. Griz.  Clicken to enbiggen.

There is nothing I don't love about this sign.

Woohoo!

Senior field correspondent, Griz, snapped this picture and sent it my way.

That, my friends, is a product called Drinking Vinegar.  Cucumber Ginger Drinking Vinegar to be precise.  Now,  I'm would never make any comparisons about feminine products but Griz might...

"Woohoo! Said nobody ever regarding "drinking vinegar".  Do people often confuse their cucumber ginger douching vinegar with their cucumber vinegar drinking vinegar or what?  Just wondering why all the qualifiers.  Actually I feel like "drinking" should be in quotations right on the label.  Seems more like a dare than an actual product meant for human consumption."

MoBev Leftovers

BeerGirl was perusing the walk-in beer cooler at one of our local grocery stores when she saw this.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

The Missouri Beverage Association (http://mobev.org/) is "the state trade association for non-alcoholic beverage producers, marketers, bottlers and distributors."  So what in the hell lead up to this picture?  Why would a non-alcoholic lobbying group have a labeled spot in the beer cave?  Why would someone store their lunch in there?  WHO HAS CORN WITH SPAGHETTI???

At Least It Doesn't Say 'Free Candy'

In honor of Halloween regular contributor, Doctor Nurse, took this picture and sent it my way.  Click to enbiggen the creepiness.

This is a store.  It is being remodeled.  It is open.  These are things that can be empirically noted from this image.  Also to be noted is that I would never go in there.  There is too much here for me to cover but the "YES WE'REOPEN" and the arrows pointing at the door just scream serial killer.  I'm sure whoever wielded that spray paint can was trying to help but it just adds to the overall "cabin in the woods" vibe. 

How Are These Still A Thing?

On the way back from our last float trip, we stopped at a gas station in a small town to use the facilities.  Just above the toilet in the men's room was this:

No need to zoom, I'll do that here for you.

There are two condom options (both featuring a variation of ribbing) and, the most confusing, assorted novelty items.  What could possibly be in there and who would put 75¢ in one of these machines?  The best part is that one might possibly get a gift.  "Honey, I didn't forget our anniversary, I just need to run down to the gas station for a second..."

Maybe There's A Phone Booth Nudity Problem In London?

Field correspondent BeerGirl traveled all the way to the United Kingdom to find some What The Fotos and, boy howdy, was she successful.  Here is the first post in what will be a very irregular segment.  Click to enbiggen.

At least they give you two excuses you can provide to the police when you are arrested.  However this bus stop does illuminate the legal principle of ignorantia juris non excusat, so it's got that going for it.

God's Direct Line

Contributor BeerGirl snapped this picture and sent it my way.  Clicken to enbiggen.

Not every deity would give out their phone number.  I mean, can you imagine the number of telemarketing calls he must get?  At least those who aren't interested in religion now have at least one number they can block.

For those who ARE interested in learning about the Catholic faith, I guess you'll have to wait until next semester.