What's In A Name?

In the second installment of our vehicle miniseries, here is a truck I saw in traffic the other day.  As always, click the picture to enbiggen.

Solid waste recycling is extremely important to the environment and economy, but seriously, CRAM-A-LOT?  I would love for their product line to actually be bighorn rams that just run around headbutting boxes.

Watch Out Uber and Lyft

I saw this vehicle on the way to work the other day.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

There is just so much to look at here.  Clearly, this is a ride sharing service but that's not the only thing they have in their life.  They enjoy the company of canines ("I ❤ My Pit Bull", etc ), are Red Wings fans, support firefighters, can haul your trailer and support LGBT(TQQIAAP) rights.  Oh yeah, they're also handicapped.

Or Maybe It's A Prostate Thing

Today's post comes from our newest field correspondent, MJ, who saw this recently on her way to New Orleans.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

In case you cannot see the fine print it says "DON'T PEE IN THE FLOOR THANK YOU HAVE A NICE DAY!!!!!!

 Two things:
1. Men in the rural South apparently need a sign to direct them away from urinating on the floor.
2. Is the bold text instruction for opening the door or conducting a bowel movement? I would feel confident it’s the former if not for the following direction regarding urination location.

It Starts So Animal Friendly

I saw this recently at a local tree-hugging cafe.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Now, I have no problems with anyone who has convictions about animals and decides to have a diet that respects those convictions, but who puts eggs and beef bacon on a vegan biscuit???

Only Two Things Are Certain In Life

Today's post comes from field correspondent AS.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

This is just awesome.  Those two things go together like peas and carrots.  I wonder if this was intended for the greeters. DO NOT DELAY, because if you do, you may be be guaranteed either the gift certificate or death.

A Warning Won't Fix That

In the process of moving into the new place we found a tin full of keys.  One of them was for a lawn mower, which included a PSA on the key chain. The front is fine.

However the back is, well...

So the message here is don't park your lawn mower on your child's head.

I Just Wish It Wasn't So Vague

Field correspondent PSYCHO(logist) got this "fortune" and sent a picture my way.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

In bed.

I Swear, My Dreams Just Fell Out Of My Pocket

Our newest correspondent, Ms. Sensei, snapped this picture and sent it my way.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

The problem is that this sign leaves of a LOT of items: loose change, small pets, the Magna Carta, expectations for your children, a VHS copy of the movie Down The Drain, a tree, a bumblebee, a clock, a big rock...  well, you get the idea.

Pssst! That's Not A Shelf.

I know, wrong holiday but I was rummaging though my phone and found this gem from earlier this year.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Sure, it's much easier to just print a bunch of the same signs and stick them everywhere but some of us would appreciate the extra effort.  Or not.

New Year's Eve Party!

We have a special New Year's Eve edition of What The Foto thanks to the ever prolific Shu.  Click the picture to enbiggen and have a great new year!

Who: Spare Change, Train Wreck, DJ Dog
What: New Year's Eve Party
When: New Year's Eve
Why: To party on New Year's Eve
Where: Uh...Uh...Uh...Dilly Dilly!