Preferred By Those With A Preference

I saw this near the mall on my way to work a couple weeks ago.  I was lucky enough to snap a pic while stopped at a traffic light.

"We know you have a choice in mobile scrub stores and we thank you for choosing us."

They are not America's favorite uniform store.  They don't claim to be America's favorite medical garb store.  They don't even state they are America's favorite store to buy scrubs.  But if you need that scrub store to come to you, they're the go-to people.

Know Your Clientele

I saw this sign while at a client.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Did you enbiggen?  If not, yes that is indeed a sign offering free ice in a restroom.  Because clearly one is thinking about the next drink while getting rid of the last one.  And again, yes, it does indeed say "Located Below Slide" underneath the lede.  Oddly, that does actually make sense.

The Rest From Utila

Since my posting has been so hit and miss lately, here are the last three WTFotos from our trip to Utila.  As always, click the picture to enbiggen.


This party is so awesome it'll make you do a double junk kick (lower left corner).

You know how I love misused quotes. Are they asking for one to talk into an anus?

And, finally, just everything about this picture.

Don't Just Poke The Surface

Sorry for the inconsistent posting as of late.  Like has been sucking somewhat.  On to the post.  I found this pic in a old email and do not recall who sent it to me.  Please let me know if you recognize it so I can give proper credit.  You will absolutely want to click to enbiggen.

Those who know me know that I love me some bad translation and this is an awesome example.  I think this came with some needle craft project.  First, they use the word "poke" a LOT.  The random capitalization and spacing is nice.  I also really enjoy that they threw in "oh" in that last paragraph so it seems more conversational and natural. 

That Seems Right

Field correspondent Musicmannn saw this while at the pharmacy and sent the pic my way.

This really raises a lot of questions but I'm going to just let the picture speak for itself.

Little Green Man

I just got back from Central America and have plenty of WTFotos from that trip but before then...

I found this at one of the local discount, off-price retailers in the kitchen section.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

This is a kitchen multitool that assists in opening a variety of lids.  But what's going on down there near the legs?  Maybe it's just me, but I wouldn't say he was "little".

Umm. Wut?

One of the clients for whom I do work is a dental office.  I was there recently doing some work when I noticed this note below a monitor on the wall.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Yep.  There is it.  Please keep the Christmas trees when sucking.

Relax. It's Just A Wet Floor.

I saw this sign (cone? standee?) while at a national fast food chain. 

I'm not sure that guy in the triangle slipped.  He appears to be just chillin'; kicked back and legs crossed.  I thought about drawing a couch in there with a Sharpie but I have absolutely no artistic skills.

Maybe You Should Retrace Your Steps

One of our favorite field correspondents, Lord Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq., sent this to me recently.  Clicken to enbiggen.

He writes:
I saw this in the local paper.  It was an article on recognizing the signs of Alzheimer's disease.  I think confusion and repeating oneself were on the list also.

Worst Rewards Program Ever

Today we get yet another contribution from Shu.  Click to enbiggen

He writes:
Maybe it's not so bad. If you go there every day, you save $10.95 over the course of a year. $10.98 in leap years.