A Warning Won't Fix That

In the process of moving into the new place we found a tin full of keys.  One of them was for a lawn mower, which included a PSA on the key chain. The front is fine.

However the back is, well...

So the message here is don't park your lawn mower on your child's head.

I Just Wish It Wasn't So Vague

Field correspondent PSYCHO(logist) got this "fortune" and sent a picture my way.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

In bed.

I Swear, My Dreams Just Fell Out Of My Pocket

Our newest correspondent, Ms. Sensei, snapped this picture and sent it my way.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

The problem is that this sign leaves of a LOT of items: loose change, small pets, the Magna Carta, expectations for your children, a VHS copy of the movie Down The Drain, a tree, a bumblebee, a clock, a big rock...  well, you get the idea.

Pssst! That's Not A Shelf.

I know, wrong holiday but I was rummaging though my phone and found this gem from earlier this year.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Sure, it's much easier to just print a bunch of the same signs and stick them everywhere but some of us would appreciate the extra effort.  Or not.

New Year's Eve Party!

We have a special New Year's Eve edition of What The Foto thanks to the ever prolific Shu.  Click the picture to enbiggen and have a great new year!

Who: Spare Change, Train Wreck, DJ Dog
What: New Year's Eve Party
When: New Year's Eve
Why: To party on New Year's Eve
Where: Uh...Uh...Uh...Dilly Dilly!

I Believe He's Actually Called Krampus

My niece, The Niece, took this pic and sent it my way.  Apparently someone else stopped, got out of their car and took a picture while she was.

Happy holidays, everyone!

What Did You Call Me? No Seriously, What Did You Call Me?

Hello, WTFotoers.  I apologize for the hiatus but BeerGirl and I have moved to a new place and it's been a madhouse.  I think things have settled to the point where I can start posting regularly.  As a reminder, if you see anything that you think should be presented here, send it to WTFotoPics[at]outlook[dot]com.  On to the post.

One of our top contributors, Shu, sent this.  Honestly, it took me a minute to see what he was getting at.  Click the picture if you wish to enbiggen.

Shu writes:  This was among many signs and memorabilia featured in a wonderful home cooking family restaurant in Morganton, N.C. At first glance, this is an amusing joke. But upon closer inspection, there's something amiss. See if you can spot it and then tell me if you think it was an innocent gaffe or done intentionally to make each person who reads it feel like, what's the word, a dum-dum?

Each (By The Each)

The Griz family is making their mark here on WTFoto.  Today's pic is from Mrs. Griz.  Clicken to enbiggen.

There is nothing I don't love about this sign.

Woohoo!

Senior field correspondent, Griz, snapped this picture and sent it my way.

That, my friends, is a product called Drinking Vinegar.  Cucumber Ginger Drinking Vinegar to be precise.  Now,  I'm would never make any comparisons about feminine products but Griz might...

"Woohoo! Said nobody ever regarding "drinking vinegar".  Do people often confuse their cucumber ginger douching vinegar with their cucumber vinegar drinking vinegar or what?  Just wondering why all the qualifiers.  Actually I feel like "drinking" should be in quotations right on the label.  Seems more like a dare than an actual product meant for human consumption."

MoBev Leftovers

BeerGirl was perusing the walk-in beer cooler at one of our local grocery stores when she saw this.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

The Missouri Beverage Association (http://mobev.org/) is "the state trade association for non-alcoholic beverage producers, marketers, bottlers and distributors."  So what in the hell lead up to this picture?  Why would a non-alcoholic lobbying group have a labeled spot in the beer cave?  Why would someone store their lunch in there?  WHO HAS CORN WITH SPAGHETTI???