Dance For The Health Of It

Today's post comes from Mrs. Musicmannnnnn (I never know how many 'n's to use).

She asks "Does using this shampoo bring back epic dance moves?"  While that is certainly a possibility, I think it's the other way around; kind of like Saturday Night Fever Zumba.

Fake news. Zero enthusiasm found. Sad.

Okay, so this is a WTScreenshot but it is still very good.  Field correspondent Outlaw captured this and sent it my way.  Click to enbiggen.

"Network news has become so partisan, distorted and fake that licenses must be challenged and, if appropriate, revoked.  Not fair to public!"

A Gift From The WTFoto Fairy

I was browsing through some old pictures from a decade ago when I found this.  I have no idea where it came from so if one of you sent it to me, let me know and I'll give credit where it is most definitely due.  Click the picture to enjoy full enbiggening.

This is simply genius.  And before you think it was some shopper who did this, note that the magnifying glasses do indeed have a price tag on the shelf.

Breast Fortune Cookie Advice

I had Chinese for lunch last week and when I cracked open my fortune cookie, this is what was inside.

First and foremost: this is not a fortune.  Second, who is this for?  If I was a woman (which I am not, despite what some say) I would be offended.  As a male, I'm just confused.  I understand that some men take the machismo way too far but should even they enhance their femininity at that moment?  And the use of the word "enhance" puts a really creepy vibe to this whole thing. That phrase is usually reserved for plastic surgeons describing a certain procedure.

Three's A Crowd. And Illegal.

Regular correspondent Lord Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. was at one of the local fraternal organizations when this sign caught his attention.  Clicken to enbiggen. 

He writes:
Party at the Lodge!!  I was at the (fraternal order) lodge last week for their BBQ event and saw this sign.  It wasn't near a closet, toilet stall or utility room.  I am sure there is some rational explanation but it escaped me what it could be.  So if you are headed there, bring a friend, but not two friends. 

Two Simple Steps

We purchased some patio furniture a bit ago which came with some assembly required.  These are the instructions that were included for the chairs.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Step-by-step assembly instructions:
  Step 1: Assemble chair
  Step 2: Place cushion on newly assembled chair.
Additional steps not necessary.

Not For Use With Message Boards

I saw this a couple weeks back at a Radio Shack that was (surprise!) closing.  Click to enbiggen.

Streaming media is multimedia that is constantly received by and presented to an end-user while being delivered by a provider.  So do not try to use it for any pages that do not have video.  It simply will not work.  Luckily, if you do happen across a website with multimedia, you're golden because this works with ALL BRANDS.

Also, this isn't a thing:

Instructional Graffiti

Here's another contribution from Field Correspondent Shu, with bonus points for the Ren and Stimpy reference.  Click to enbiggen.

Sighted at an Ohio rest area, nobody would know what would happen if you pressed the button without the makeshift ID. Maybe something good. Maybe something bad. But we'll never know because you're not going to press the button. Heh. Heh Heh.

The Glossy Goat!

I saw this quaint business when I was at a neighboring town working for a client.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I have heard many goat idioms in my life.  Get one's goat, act the goat, eats like a goat.  I have never hear of glossing a goat.  I have no idea how that would happen.  Does one shellac the goat (which is now a phrase I shall use regularly)?  And once one has a shiny goat, what does one do with it?  So many questions.

Now That's A Good Deal

I saw this the other day whilst grocery shopping.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I may have to get into the onion resale business.