Well, That Defeats The Purpose

Today we have another awesome presentation from Lord Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I'll let him explain in his own words:
The Mrs. and I were standing in a line when she pointed this out.  Sorry about the fuzziness of the picture but it is hard to focus on something behind glass.  Especially braille, behind glass. 
I do think I deserve extra credit for the most inappropriate place to be taking a WTFoto picture, as we were in the receiving line at a funeral when this was spotted. 

Gonna Tread Lightly Here

I wonderful friend whom I haven't seen in years sent these to me.  A friend of hers, Big Me, saw this establishment while visiting the Wisconsin Dells.  This is one post in which enbiggening probably isn't necessary.

I had a very long internal conversation about posting this but it's just so... odd, to put it out there like this.  I'm sure that is a nickname of some sort but, come on.  I'll leave you with a second sign, which is somehow even worse.

Oh. Wow.

I saw this prominently displayed in the building lobby of one of my clients.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

I understand that exercise is important, especially as one ages.  This, however, is just weird.  Is the phrase "on weights" something that weight trainers use?  "I'm going to get on some weights and get swoll"?  And is using a barbell logo really the best way to lure older women to your gym?  Reader insights are welcome.

Not All Stereotypes Are Inaccurate

A day late, I know.  I was under the weather yesterday.  Anywho, BeerGirl took this picture on one of her numerous work trips and sent it to me.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Ahh, government workers; the butt of so many jokes.  There's too many of them, they get so many days off, don't do much work.  Signs like this don't do much to help that perception.  I have to note that it does not say that work MUST be performed between 8:31 AM and 4:54 PM...

Dance For The Health Of It

Today's post comes from Mrs. Musicmannnnnn (I never know how many 'n's to use).

She asks "Does using this shampoo bring back epic dance moves?"  While that is certainly a possibility, I think it's the other way around; kind of like Saturday Night Fever Zumba.

Fake news. Zero enthusiasm found. Sad.

Okay, so this is a WTScreenshot but it is still very good.  Field correspondent Outlaw captured this and sent it my way.  Click to enbiggen.

"Network news has become so partisan, distorted and fake that licenses must be challenged and, if appropriate, revoked.  Not fair to public!"

A Gift From The WTFoto Fairy

I was browsing through some old pictures from a decade ago when I found this.  I have no idea where it came from so if one of you sent it to me, let me know and I'll give credit where it is most definitely due.  Click the picture to enjoy full enbiggening.

This is simply genius.  And before you think it was some shopper who did this, note that the magnifying glasses do indeed have a price tag on the shelf.

Breast Fortune Cookie Advice

I had Chinese for lunch last week and when I cracked open my fortune cookie, this is what was inside.

First and foremost: this is not a fortune.  Second, who is this for?  If I was a woman (which I am not, despite what some say) I would be offended.  As a male, I'm just confused.  I understand that some men take the machismo way too far but should even they enhance their femininity at that moment?  And the use of the word "enhance" puts a really creepy vibe to this whole thing. That phrase is usually reserved for plastic surgeons describing a certain procedure.

Three's A Crowd. And Illegal.

Regular correspondent Lord Captain Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq. was at one of the local fraternal organizations when this sign caught his attention.  Clicken to enbiggen. 

He writes:
Party at the Lodge!!  I was at the (fraternal order) lodge last week for their BBQ event and saw this sign.  It wasn't near a closet, toilet stall or utility room.  I am sure there is some rational explanation but it escaped me what it could be.  So if you are headed there, bring a friend, but not two friends. 

Two Simple Steps

We purchased some patio furniture a bit ago which came with some assembly required.  These are the instructions that were included for the chairs.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Step-by-step assembly instructions:
  Step 1: Assemble chair
  Step 2: Place cushion on newly assembled chair.
Additional steps not necessary.