I Think That's A Protest Bus

I saw this a couple weeks ago.  I don't think you need to enbiggen this one but feel free if you'd like.

You know, the right angle changes everything.  Like in this example.  The placement of that sign really alters the vibe this bus is trying to put out.  Or perhaps the bus is tired of dealing with the little brats all day and just wants to make its feelings known.

English As A Third, Maybe Fourth, Language

I purchased a USB fan for camping.  It works quite well, however this is the box in which it came.  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

I really want to know how many times that was run through Google Translate before this popped out.  And don't miss out on the "Moisture Proof" badge at the bottom.

Alcohol & Tobacco Machine?

I saw this on a gas station entry recently.  Clicken to enbiggen if you wish.

To be clear, I agree it is important to ensure that minors are not purchasing or using these products (one has to survive more life for those privileges) but why did they stick "ATM" at the bottom of this sign.  Those are two completely different concepts they are trying to convey.  Or, perhaps, it is the ATM that has the concern and enforces this policy.

For Muggle Use Only

Today's submission comes from BeerGirl's boss, Ms. E.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Not suitable for flying?  NOT SUITABLE FOR FLYING?!?  Well, bigwigs at Sabco, you have just lost a customer.  Good day.  I said good day!

More Bang For Your Buck

My sister snapped this picture and sent it my way.  Click to enbiggen.

I haven't priced out bangs lately but $225 per bang seems pretty reasonable to me.

Preferred By Those With A Preference

I saw this near the mall on my way to work a couple weeks ago.  I was lucky enough to snap a pic while stopped at a traffic light.

"We know you have a choice in mobile scrub stores and we thank you for choosing us."

They are not America's favorite uniform store.  They don't claim to be America's favorite medical garb store.  They don't even state they are America's favorite store to buy scrubs.  But if you need that scrub store to come to you, they're the go-to people.

Know Your Clientele

I saw this sign while at a client.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Did you enbiggen?  If not, yes that is indeed a sign offering free ice in a restroom.  Because clearly one is thinking about the next drink while getting rid of the last one.  And again, yes, it does indeed say "Located Below Slide" underneath the lede.  Oddly, that does actually make sense.

The Rest From Utila

Since my posting has been so hit and miss lately, here are the last three WTFotos from our trip to Utila.  As always, click the picture to enbiggen.


This party is so awesome it'll make you do a double junk kick (lower left corner).

You know how I love misused quotes. Are they asking for one to talk into an anus?

And, finally, just everything about this picture.

Don't Just Poke The Surface

Sorry for the inconsistent posting as of late.  Like has been sucking somewhat.  On to the post.  I found this pic in a old email and do not recall who sent it to me.  Please let me know if you recognize it so I can give proper credit.  You will absolutely want to click to enbiggen.

Those who know me know that I love me some bad translation and this is an awesome example.  I think this came with some needle craft project.  First, they use the word "poke" a LOT.  The random capitalization and spacing is nice.  I also really enjoy that they threw in "oh" in that last paragraph so it seems more conversational and natural. 

That Seems Right

Field correspondent Musicmannn saw this while at the pharmacy and sent the pic my way.

This really raises a lot of questions but I'm going to just let the picture speak for itself.