What's In a Name?

I spied (with my little eye) these products at a well-known national pharmacy chain. I'm sure they are just fine products, but there is something not right about that name. Bag O' Baby. What immediately springs to mind is the image of a sack full of infants, perhaps carried by a deranged stork. Instead of delivering the newborns to their rightful parents, this particular stork distributes them willy-nilly. One goes to a hobo sleeping on a park bench. Another to a rabid badger. A third to an unsuspecting Lindsay Lohan. While no harm comes to these children, their unusual upbringing leads to lives of reckless abandon and, ultimately, to them becoming regulars on Jerry Springer.

Or maybe I'm the only one with such visions...