Saturday, November 22, 2008

Additional Services Not Included

So, Momo received this mysterious gift certificate in the mail the other day. She is a patient of this dentist, however she did not recognize the name of the person who she (apparently) referred. While that is a bit strange, it in no way holds a candle to the bizarre disclaimer at the bottom. It starts out all normally enough "whitening is not a specialty which requires blah, blah, blah…" But then (and you have to click to enbiggen this one), the "doctors are not specialists in prosthodontics, orthohontics, TAXIDERMY, or PILOTING DIRIGIL". First, the entire Interweb has never heard of the word “dirigil”, at least not in English. Secondly, and much more importantly, what in the hell is going on at that practice which requires them to say they do not perform taxidermy?!? You know there was some event that led to that particular disclaimer. That’s the kind of story one just has to hear.

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