Maybe a Bad Idea

This scene comes courtesy of a local “tearoom and bistro” (whatever the hell that means). The observant will have already noticed why this picture is here. For those who are a bit on the slow side, allow me to elucidate. Note that there is a computer just to the right of the monitor cleverly hidden behind the “Open Mic Night” sign. Also note the orientation of this computer. It took every ounce of my will power to resist pressing that power button. Or popping a porn-filled CD into the drive (not that I carry one with me at all times. Yet.) Obviously the solution isn’t simply turning it around as all those cords would also present an irresistible temptation. There’s a reason these things are usually located in a secure location. That reason is usually me.