Thursday, August 13, 2009

Hieroglyphics Are Alive and Well

This is another send in by Griff. He states: "I have no words, other than now I have to pee."

That's what separates Griff from myself; I've got words. The fine folks at Crane Plumbing have mastered the art of using hieroglyphs to subliminally explain the purpose of their products. I'm sure that, if asked, they would say they selected the hole pattern because of optimal flow rates, structural integrity of the ceramic, blah, blah, blah. But you and I, dear reader, know the truth: men need as much assistance as possible to keep from urinating on every surface of the bathroom.

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