Monday, October 19, 2009

Porn Vending Machine

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I found this hilarious and frightening vending machine in the men's room of a bar while in San Francisco. In addition to the standard fare of condoms, there are a couple of more interesting items. Let's take a closer look...

This product is both "SHOCKING!" and "NOT A DRAWING!". Okay, we have eliminated what it is not, but haven't really explained what it is. But no matter what is being dispensed, you should collect all four.

This is by far my favorite. It starts with "AT LAST!" as if we have all been waiting our entire lives for this product. And while it is "INSTANT", it is absolutely "NOT INTENDED TO REPLACE THE REAL THING!" Because everyone knows you can acquire the pinnacle of sexual gratification in a squalid men's room.

1 comment:

bat said...

That's a bargain at twice the price... should have bought the set. The instant pussy vending machine in our work bathroom goes for $4 a stab. You found yourself some cheap instant pussy.