So I was enjoying some peanuts the other day (the honey-roasted kind, thank you for asking) and was bored so I started reading the label. In case the giant letters spelling "PEANUTS" on the front were not enough, we have the ingredients (that one I can understand and let slide), the statement "CONTAINS: PEANUT" (well, duh! and I'm not sure why it is singular), and well as this gem: "MANUFACTURED ON EQUIPMENT THAT PROCESSES NUTS." It's that last one that gets me. In how many ways does one need to be told that there is a possibility that the nuts you are about to eat may have at one time touched another nut? There is a bonus warning near the bottom that says to not give nuts to children under 6, due to the choking hazard presented by them.I say it's time to shake off this oppressive blanket of terror presented by nuts and outlaw them completely. Who's with me?
2 comments:
Your sack contains nut? I thought you got that taken care of?
I'm pretty sure that isn't exactly how that works.
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