This one is just too easy! Please add your witticisms in the comments. Allow me to get the ball rolling...
This is a billboard that was recently put up on my route home from work. Please, please click to enbiggen and take in the creepiness for yourself. So this guy is apparently a medical doctor and the naked profile is presumeably a patient. Why is he learing at her naked ass? I wonder if that "new you" comes with counseling...
On a recent trip to New Orleans, we had lunch out at this restaurant. The service wasn't particularly good, so I was considering giving an less-than-average tip (which is extremely unusual for me) until we received the bill. After a quick glance at this I decided to go ahead an give the server a full 20%, as calculated by them. Guilt relief has never been so convenient.
I was on a road trip with some peeps a couple of years ago and we determined that a bathroom break would be a good idea. We pulled into a gas station and saw this sign. It's hard to tell in this picture, but that sign is in an area of the parking lot that has no lighting. It was pitch black. Yep, that is the safest place I can think of: a dark corner of an empty gas station parking lot. Nothing bad could possibly happen there.
We found this little item at one of the local Asian stores (click to enbiggen). Allow me to quote: "ICEBOTTLE Keep it HOT!" Now clearly this is just a insulated container, which (by the laws of physics) will tend to keep whatever you put into it in the same general temperature range, i.e. it keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. However, the implication is that it is a chiller that will keep things hot. Those Asians have all the best technologies.
I found this in a gas station restroom on a recent trip. Please notify the cashiers if the restroom needs any other problems? "Miss? Yes, there isn't enough urine on the floor. Can you take care of that for me? Thanks."
