News in Briefs (Get It? BRIEFS?)

Yet another by the great Dr. "The Original Chip" Mac, esq.
I'm really not sure where to go with this one. There is the "if they didn't put that slit in the front of the underwear it wouldn't get out - and why are the authorities concerned about this." Or you could go with the "seems like they are really cracking down on greenhouse gasses if they are policing this now." Or along those same lines "I guess they must have passed the new Cap and Trade Bill - not sure how that provision got added though - good thing I was wearing carbon scrubbers." I think I prefer the "it must have been that editor's last day before retirement." I mean really - doesn't someone read the paper before it is printed. Vote for your favorite or add your own.