Tuesday, October 19, 2010

Extra! Extra! Pepper Spray Cures Breast Cancer!

I found this at a outdoors/sportsmen retailer (sorry for the blurry picture). So Sabre Maximum Strength Pepper Spray helps fight breast cancer? Just a little spritz every morning should do it. Please focus primarily on the aureole. For medial use only.

Is there nothing they won't slap that pink ribbon on? I'm sure that the fine folks at Sabre actually do donate to the Susan G. Komen foundation, but some on. I predict that by this time next year, fully 40% of the U.S. economy will be pink ribbon and breast cancer awareness related.

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