Hands-Free Keyboard?

Griff took this picture and sent it to me.
For those of you who aren't familiar with this, those silvery bags that electronics come in are used to prevent a static electrical shock from damaging the item. They are very important to protect certain electronic products from being damaged before installation. Keyboards are not one of those items that need such protection. You see, keyboards are installed in a way that they are touched quite frequently, often by people's hands. As such, they are designed to not be affected by the occasional static electricity that may happen. Maybe this is the one keyboard that was designed to never be touched...