I Wanna Be A Cowboy

Field correspondent Shu comes through once more...

He writes: I've never considered converting, but how can anyone resist this? Granted, I never knew that "Git along little dogies" was scripture. Do congregants park their horses in the parking lot or are there pews designed for the horses? Do congregants keep their hats on during services, which would be consistent with many religions? Cowboy up. Amen."