Warpped Pineapple

Seen at a local Chinese Buffet restaurant.  Everyone understands the power of pork in general and especially bacon, but I never knew it had the ability to send tropical fruit faster than the speed of light.  Or maybe it has given the fruit a perverse sense of humor.  In either case, I shall endeavor to keep a close eye on my pineapple whenever it is in the presence of bacon from now on.