The Torso, My Friend, Is Blowin' In The Wind

Field correspondent Frankie captured this image and sent it to me.  You definitely should click the picture to enbiggen.

Let's see if we can analyse everything that is going on here.  Obviously there is a headless, limbless mannequin suspended from the porch.  There is also lots of children's play items on that porch.  This implies that the owner of this dwelling doesn't mind inflicting emotional scarring on kids.  The porch appears to have been added on so planning isn't a strong suit.  Finally, let's not overlook the tiny gazing ball so any lingering questions about the sanity of the residents should be answered.

Egg-cellent Sandwiches Inside

Frankie and I saw this sign on a recent road trip.  Click the picture to enbiggen.  Now I know that those are two separate concepts but when you put them together like that it just looks odd.  I wonder how well buffalo chicken can manage a Subway.  Probably better than many actual managers I've seen as of late.

Department of Redundancy Department, Part Deux

But in the event of an emergency, what is one supposed to use to contact help?

Politics Can Be Fun

In many states there is a perennial candidate, one who so wants to change the system that he or she will run for just about any position available.  In Missouri, that candidate is Leonard Steinman.  Here is one of his "mobile advertisements."  Please click the picture to enbiggen.

I really have no idea what his platform is but I have to believe you are not bolstering your poll ratings by calling yourself a "dishonest, lying cheat".  And, dear reader, lest you think this is another candidate tying to libel Mr. Steinman, take my word that this work of art was created by the candidate himself.  In addition to the campaign bus, he also has a delivery truck and (for some reason) a dump truck.

Finally, in the spirit of completeness, here is a link to his campaign picture looking like the Lion from The Wizard of Oz.

Just Good Advice

Sorry for the hiatus, I was in the Big Apple last week and couldn't post. Anywho...

I saw this in the restroom of a local restaurant.  I hope that this is directed toward the employees but I'm really not sure.  While I agree with the sentiment whole-heartedly, it's just kind of.... odd.   Maybe the owner has OCD and is trying to get everyone to act like he does.

Nasty Habit

Our newest correspondent, Agent Superstar, got this from a friend and sent it my way.

I understand the need for a product like this, but it raises so many questions.  I assume it works by making the poop taste bad.  How does one make poop taste worse?  And none the thorough research I've done on the subject (30 seconds or so) mentions that dogs eat poop because it is delicious.  Of course the biggest question is that if it makes what comes out taste that bad, what does it taste like going in?