Cover Your Butt, Put Out Your Butt and Don't Shoot Anyone In The Butt

Field correspondent Shu has graced us with another submission.

This is signage at the entrance to a gun shop in rural North Carolina. In a place of business where management needs to tell customers to pull their pants up and not to shoot guns inside, you would think that someone lighting up a cigarette would be the least of their worries. Second Amendment is alive and well here, provided you put your pants on and your cigarette out before entering.

Editors Note:  You know, bullets and cigarettes are equally deadly, it's just a matter of the timeline.  And what in the hell does "Show me some of that country money" mean?