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Here is another contribution from field correspondent, Shu.

Heh, heh. Gas...

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I saw this the other day with browsing through Christmas gift clearance.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

Man do I love it when English is created through an automated system.  Let's get into this, shall we? "If user do..."  hold it right there.  First mistake three words in, though certainly not the most egregious. "..operate the goods well..." That is grammatically correct but quite awkward to say. "...cause any damage of accidents..." This is my personal favorite, which I may have to start peppering into conversations. "...the company dose not in the commitment." Uhhhh, what? "Made in China" and translated by a first year ESL student.  

And When He Opened The Seventh Seal...

Our newest correspondent, Mr. T, snapped this picture while shopping the other day.  Enbiggen at your own peril.

I have to assume that this is a sign of the impending apocalypse.  Seriously, why does this product exist?  I understand that there was a dearth of fecal-based toys but I think that there was probably a good reason for that.  Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way...

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Field corresponded Millersburger provides another great submission.  Click to enbiggen.

It's time for another episode of "Caption that WTFoto"!  I shall begin.

• Odd, I would think that obesity would be listed before sugar.
• I wish he would have taken a pic of the nutrition information because I can't remember what the USDA recommendation of obesity is.
• I think I'm going to start using the word "plush" in place of "obese".
• These are great because they start with a nose of obesity and finish cleanly with just a hint of pistachio.

Please feel free to add yours in the comments.