And When He Opened The Seventh Seal...

Our newest correspondent, Mr. T, snapped this picture while shopping the other day.  Enbiggen at your own peril.

I have to assume that this is a sign of the impending apocalypse.  Seriously, why does this product exist?  I understand that there was a dearth of fecal-based toys but I think that there was probably a good reason for that.  Maybe I'm just old fashioned that way...