I Have No Idea

You're on your own with this one.  Click to enbiggen.

Rubber Plant

I have a nice potted plant that I keep outside my front door.  I came home recently after a rain and was presented with this sight.

 

Huh, there is some trash in my plant.  I wonder how that got there.  It's not like my front patio is a major thoroughfare.  Then I looked a bit closer...

 

 

Yes, that is a condom.  So, my best guess is that someone purposefully walked up to my house and placed a condom into my potted plant.  Because, why not.

I'll Just Wait 'Til I Get Home...

Field correspondent Shu sent me another one.

He writes: I guess it’s cheaper to post a Wet Floor sign than it is to install commodes and urinals. Much like saving money on car repairs by sticking a piece of tape over the Check Engine light.

Why Would A Sign Lie To Us?

I saw this on one of my many recent trips.  Click on the picture to enbiggen the image. 

 

Clearly the sign on the left is lying.  The ATM is in no way inside that tiny building.  I can see it there on the right.  On the exterior.  Not inside.  Why would a sign lie?  It cuts so deeply.  I just don't want to fight with signs anymore...

Enough To Make That Native American Cry



 

This was sent to me by a coworker, T.S.  Just yet another fine example of poorly worded signs which keep me in business here.  So, y'all get to littering or pony up the $50.  Not littering will absolutely not be tolerated!

Blasphemy At Its Best

Brilliant.  Just brilliant.  The best part, in my opinion, is the fact that they call their technicians "Repair Apostles".  I wonder if they have 12 of them...

Emergency Amputation

It's been a while since we've had a submission from field correspondent Bat but he sure gave us a good one.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

 

He says: "And then your hands will be chopped off and you will bleed to death..."

Obviously the dotted red line is supposed to indicate where the handles will end up in the case you have to use the emergency exit but it sure looks like your hands will be spewing blood if lift those handles.  Maybe that's to indicate what the emergency has to be to use this exit: "If your hands are spraying blood, please feel free to exit here."

For Adult Water Sports Use Only

Field correspondent A.S. sent this my way.

 

While I'm not among them, there are some who enjoy adult water sports.  I had no idea that they made equipment just for that.  And tinted so your partner can't see where you're looking.  I do have one suggestion, if you do use these for adult water sports, leave the protective film on.

They Go Right Through You

I know this looks like a set up but I swear it isn't.  I really don't have anything to add.

Indoor Traveling Is The Best

I saw this display at a convenience store.  Because when I think footwear, I think convenience stores.  Click the picture to enbiggen.

 

So what we have here is a product that states it is "Indoor Footwear" which is fine.  I do love me a good slipper.  The trouble, however, comes in with the byline: "for gym, home, travel, office, anywhere for feet go..."  That seems like a bit of a contradiction to me.  I'm pretty sure that any traveling is going to require at least some exposure to the outdoors.  Or maybe that's just my approach to it.