Tuesday, June 25, 2013

Speaking Of Awkwardly Worded Signs...

 
At my recent convention, lunch was provided by the venue.  On each of the tables was the above table tent.   As in my previous post, I shall attempt to translate this for you:  coffee and creamer are available if you ask for it.  Seriously, nobody has ever called creamer a “Non-Dairy Condiment”.  Luckily the sucralose (C12H22O11) and a variety of high-intensity artificial sweeteners (including saccharin, aspartame, and sucralose) are provided on the table in a rectangle ceramic ramekin.

2 comments:

Thomas said...

Are we to expect dairy condiments doled out willy-nilly?

Tom said...

@Thomas,
The only condiments I use on dairy are when the diary sources are ground and served between two buns.