Disclaimers Make Everything All Right

This is another sight we were able to behold whilst in San Francisco (click to enbiggen). The sign reads:

SAFE & FRESH BREATH GUM

Helps cover alcohol breath.

Also tobacco, garlic, etc.

Unique Flavor, Long Lasting, Effective

It's just not worth the risk if you've had a drink.

This product does not remove alcohol from blood stream
and is not intended to encourage drinking and driving.

I like how the text gets smaller as it gets more accurate. Sure this product doesn't ENCOURAGE drinking and driving (other than the "not worth the risk" part), but if it does happen why not do it with fresh breath.

And what exactly is "Unique Flavor"? I tend to like more details about anything I put into my mouth.