Don't Make Me Take Off My Belt

Sausages in a can are disgusting. Damp little tubes of meat packed in meat-flavored jelly. I do have a confession to make: I will partake of a vienna sausage on occasion (that does not in any way make them less gross). These dandies, however, rise to the top of the disturbing meat list. Let's start with the obvious (click to enbiggen). Why does the kid's expression look like he just shart his pants? And how about those sausages? It isn't even a photo, it's a drawing. Even the manufacturer couldn't make their product photogenic enough to put on the label. But the worst thing of all are the ingredients. Someone else on the interwebs was kind enough to scan the label. Click here to see it but I warn you, it includes the words "skins", "spleens" and "stomachs".