"Clean" Is A Verb In This Instance

Field correspondent Shu comes through once again.

There's too much good stuff here just for one witty comment:

1. Apu was disappointed that nobody volunteered to sign up for bathroom duty. He figured that at least Ol' Gil would step up to the plate. Er, bowl.

2. AAA has rated this men's room as The Worst Public Restroom In The World.

3. Don't worry about that silly notion of aiming for the bowl. They don't care.

4. If you stop at a public restroom and the inspection chart is blank, hold it in until the next restroom.

5. That sign is a clean slate, in contrast to the floors.

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